Everything Happens For a Reason

May 5, 2007

And that reason is the Nehru dynasty.

It then seeks to assign the same reason to the fame achieved by top musicians — Amjad Khan (Sarod), Zakir Hussain (Tabla) and Bismillah Khan (Shehnai) besides cricketers — Nawab of Pataudi, Syed Kirmani, Azaruddin, Zaheer Khan, Irfan Pathan, Mohammad Kaif, Munaf Patel, Wasim Jafar , as well as tennis star Sania Mirza.

Meanwhile, Ravikiran writes in over email:

If any party made three demands
1) Control inflation
2) Oppose FDI in retail
3) Get higher prices for farmers…
Would anyone notice that they are mutually incompatible?

They are mutually incompatible for ordinary parties. But the Congress is no ordinary party. It is led by Sonia. And Sonia is not just any woman. She is the living incarnation of Guan Yin, the goddess of Compassion. Her compassion will resolve all paradoxes. It will ensure that the small farmer and the small retailer work in harmony and provide small prices to the small consumer.

If you don’t believe this, it only shows how heartless you are. But the Guan Yin will have compassion even for you.


Pawar Likes Exports

February 9, 2007

“We should be permitted to freely import food, and if the farmer gets a
good price in the international market, he should be allowed to export
well in time. But it should not be a one-way traffic,” the minister
said.

Heh. I wonder how badly Dynamix Dairy was affected when Pawar’s colleagues decided to ban skimmed milk powder exports.


Visual Puns Are Good Too

February 7, 2007

Chilli in Mint:

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Also, Chillie in Mint:

The real blame lies with every socialist government that amended the Constitution, infringing on property rights. And the answer lies in reinstating an individual’s fundamental right to private property—which was abolished in 1978—and restraining the government’s power of eminent domain.


Managing Contradictions

January 28, 2007

If there is one thing that has to be said for Indian Communists, it is this: they know how to deal with internal contradictions that would make other peoples’ heads explode.

I’m not taking about ‘privatization is good for Bengal but not for India’. That’s just administration, and is hardly important. Contradictions in that hardly make a difference. No, I’m talking about the important stuff. Ideological contradictions.

Do you remember the APJ Abdul Kalam election? The Communists had opposed Kalam at that time, saying that it would be a bad idea diplomatically to have a President who had run India’s nucear program. Then, with stunning irony-deficiency, they put up their own candidate: Captain Lakshmi Sahgal, formerly of the Indian National Army, a guerilla group which had fought against the British Indian Army alongside the Japanese Army during World War II- which was legally treason and effectively terrorism. Chew on how that would go down diplomatically.

But the stunner is not just in the irony deficiency. It’s that the Communists, who normally shag over China and all its doings, and plea for China to be given a special status are hand-in-glove with the remnants of the All-India Forward Bloc, the remnants of the Indian National Army- the ally of the Japanese army which conducted the Rape of Nanjing, used the Chinese as slaves, and conducted human rights abuses which make the Gujrat riots look like a pleasant day trip. So much so that the Chinese are still using them to whip up nationalistic fervour.

In a rational world, you’d expect the Indian Communists to be at least embarassed about the association with the AIFB. But no, they’ve had them in the Left Front coalition for years now. You have to applaud the way they deal with contradictions.


The Lighter Side of Linguistic Chauvinism

January 16, 2007

Oh, this is hilarious. A couple of months ago, when I first landed up in Bangalore, some bugger had been putting up Tamil nationalist graffiti all over Bangalore. The two main graffiti were ‘Read sacred Thirukural first and then Da Vinci Code’ and ‘India recognise Tamil Eelam – an Hindu country’. Nobody knew who the hell was doing it, and the local Tamil Sabha or suchlike said that they wern’t behind it, but that they were in full agreement and sympathy with the mysterious graffitist. Actually when it comes to reading the Thirukural before ‘The Da Vinci Code’ even I am in agreement with the chap. But I digress.

The twist in the tale came today when I went for lunch. One of the graffitos was actually right opposite the Adigas I go to. And some enterprising KT1 had altered it to his own purposes- by scraping off ‘Tamil’ and writing ‘Kannada’ in its place.

Meme Hack!

I’m still trying to decide whether this is unmitigated brilliance or unmitigated cheapness. On the one hand, making your regional and linguistic rivals2 do all the dirty work, and then making only the bare minimum changes so that your pet political cause is advertised instead should be applauded for its audacity. On the other hand, if you’re serious about your own nation state, resorting to such half measures is not the done thing. You should be whitewashing the first offending graffito and then writing your own. Especially because in this case the scraping hasn’t been done perfectly, and the ‘L’ of ‘Tamil’ is still visible, making the whole thing look like ‘Kannal Nation’. Which actually puts me in mind of ‘Kannalanae‘.

1‘Kannada Types’, for the uninitiated.
2The KT-Tam conflict is over too many issues to mention, but the most prominent ones are the distribution of Cauvery river water, the proper size of a coffee tumbler, whether Bangalore or Chennai is the quizzing capital of India3, and whether Rajnikanth is KT or Tam.
3
In their hearts, the Tams know that it is Bangalore. Which is why they want to annex it.


How to Encourage Corruption

June 12, 2006

It seems that people try to evade stamp duty (a tax imposed on the sale or transfer of real estate) by reporting a low price on the invoice and then paying the rest in cash. The Delhi government’s brilliant idea to solve this problem and get all the tax it’s missing out on has been to fix a minimum price on all real estate. (Incidentally, I am stunned that the Slimes of India, which broke this story did not come up with a pun involving price floors and floor areas. It just goes to show you that there is hope in this world. Or more depressingly and more likely, that the SOI staff doesn’t know enough economics to know what a price floor is.)
Anyway, I can’t see how this will remove corruption. For existing areas, it will of course only reduce corruption. People will be forced to pay at least the price floor on the invoice, but will still make up the rest in cash. But that’s for existing areas.

In the long run, this will of course increase corruption. Real estate developers who are coming up with new neighbourhoods will be bribing local officials to get their neighbourhood classified as a particular class- either upwards or downwards, depending on what they think the market will take. Whenever rates have to be adjusted to account for inflation or changes in market conditions, builder and landlord lobbies will swing into action to get the rates fixed.

We’ve already seen the effect of sixty years of a price ceiling in Bombay. Do we really need a price floor in Delhi?


Censorship for Television too II

June 10, 2006

So now the government has decided to go ahead and censor TV directly, without even bothering with a regulator.

The Hindustan Times reports that music channels will now have to run a scroll apologising for playing ‘obscene’ videos. And stop showing them henceforth.

What fun. I suppose next news channels will have to apologise for sensationalising news, and stop showing sensational news. And once that is done, they can stop reporting bad news and criticising the government altogether. After all that could hurt somebody’s feelings too.


This is Appalling

June 7, 2006

I am shocked, shocked, to learn that criminals and anti-social elements have been buying SIM cards with forged documents in Haryana.

Those naughty criminals! How dare they! Don’t they know that they are supposed to provide their correct identity details so that the authorities can track them down? If they pretend to be honest people like us, the whole scheme is useless. All the effort we put into getting passport photos and photocopies of identity documents will go waste.


Fun With Derivatives

June 5, 2006

Time to answer the questions raised by my post on using real estate options to pay for acquisition of land. I’ll answer the questions raised in the comments first, and then address some other issues.

Will the options be provided to displaced people free of cost, or sold? Will they be given loans to buy them? And who sells them the options?

I envisage free of cost, but that isn’t necessarily the right answer. I think that the right price will be something arrived at through trial and error, after seeing the results from many such compensation schemes. But you can have any nonzero inital price of the option, with a corresponding change in the price you exercise it at.

The options will be paid for by whoever is acquiring the land and displacing the original landholders. They will be sold by competing real estate agencies and property developers.
Does this mean that displaced people will move to the about-to-benefit regions?

No, it doesn’t. It just means that they become the landlords of the about-to-benefit regions (if they exercise the option). They collect the rent or the mortgage on the land. They don’t necessarily move in. But I’ll come back to this later.

If the government won’t even move them to any region, why will it move them to an about-to-benefit region?

Excellent question. For the government-backed Sardar Sarovar Authority, or indeed any developer, resettlement is a cost which they’d like to minimize. But if selling land to displaced people was a profitable activity, and multiple real estate vendors were competing to sell them land, this wouldn’t be a problem.

How do we reach this happy state? Well, real estate options are financial assets. You can borrow against them just as you can borrow against actual property or against shares. They become security for a property loan- and now the displaced family chooses where to buy property instead of just settling for what the government gives it.

Now, the objections I thought of myself.

This won’t work for the Narmada Dam victims, will it?

Sadly not. It’ll not work for anything at this point of time. It needs a lot of infrastructure in place before it can work.

Like what?

Ah, now we come to the meat of the matter. To make it truly effective, you need an existing large and liquid market in real estate options. The problem with this is that trading in real estate options did not actually begin until this year at the Chicago Board of Trade. Still, there’s no reason it won’t eventually catch on in India.

What if the option holder exercises the option, becomes the owner of the property, and chucks out the tenants?

Well, he would be in his rights to do so (assuming the local laws were actually biased in favour of landowners instead of tenants), but there are some ways to avoid this:

  1. Don’t allow delivery against the option. Just allow the option to be sold back to the original holder, so that the holder only gets the difference in prices, and not the real estate itself. I’m not a great fan of this one.
  2. Instead of an option on the real estate itself, make it an option on a mortgage-backed or rent-backed security, i.e., the holder will not own the real estate itself, but the right to collect all future mortgage payments or rental payments on it. This could work, but it assumes the existence of mortgage backed securities. Then again, if the Indian financial system can evolve to offer real estate options, it can surely offer mortgage backed securities, which are in much higher use.
  3. The developers of the property which is being optioned actually create surplus capacity for the prospective options. It could be done, but it would saddle them with an investment that offered no return for the life of the option. I don’t see this becoming very feasible.
  4. My personal favourite: instead of making it an option on actual real estate, make it an option on a real estate index.

What’s a real estate index?

Just as the Sensex measures the value of 30 specific stocks, and converts it into one single number, a real estate index would check property values at certain locations and convert that into a single number. You could have an all-India commercial property index based on office rents in Bangalore, Mumbai, Gurgaon, and Chennai. A Bombay residential property index based on flat rents in Andheri, Powai, Dadar, Colaba, and so on. This addresses one of the difficulties in deciding the market price of an actual piece of real estate.

What if unscrupulous property dealers offer low prices to the displaced people for their options? Those displaced people would take any amount of cash and spend it on booze instead of holding on to a piece of paper.

This is an argument against financial illiteracy, and not against options. After all, you could as easily ask ‘What if unscrupulous property dealers offer low prices to displaced people for the land they get as compensation?’.

So you do need to educate people on what the option actually does and how it can be used, but it isn’t a horribly difficult concept to explain.

And I’m not being facetious here, but cellphones can be a very powerful weapon where this is concerned. If fishermen can use them to find the market price of fish, displaced landowners can use them to find the market price of an option.

What was that you said about turning resettlement into a profitable activity?

Look, people who build a dam are good at civil engineering and project management. Not at buying land and helping people they’ve displaced to move there. So for starters, the people building a dam shouldn’t be in charge of resettlement- just pay for it.

But then should there be a single agency in charge of resettlement? No, dammit. Throw resettlement open to competition. Treat displaced people as consumers and entrepreneuers who want to buy income-generating property, not as refugees. Give them liquid assets like cash and real estate options (or even ownership-equity in the developing body) which they can use to buy land. Who sells them land? Competing property developers. Who provides them the options? Competing real estate agencies, anxious to close a deal. Once competition enters the sale of options as well as the purchase of land, displacement victims will get a much better deal. Also, the kinks in this new and untested scheme will be ironed out much faster.

I’m still doubtful about the whole thing.

I’m not surprised, because it is a whole new idea. But that’s why I’m plumping for a market in resettlement, because it’ll work out the problems much faster than I ever can.

That wraps it up. I don’t think I’ll have any more individual posts on this, though I’ll of course address all further questions in the comments.


Why should it be sacrifice?

May 25, 2006

A few months ago, a Tehelka reporter was interviewing some of us at IIM Bangalore for a special feature on the perception of leftism on Indian campuses. The interview drifted from perception of the left parties, to the question of who would speak for the poor, and then to the Narmada Bachao Andolan. Someone- I can’t remember if it was the reporter who asked if we believed in it or one of us who stated that he did- brought up the concept of ‘sacrifice’ – that the displaced people should be willing to sacrifice something for the good of the entire nation.

It’s sad. As managers, we’re supposed to look for win-win solutions. But we’re conditioned so badly by the national discourse on the Narmada dam that everything turns into a sacrifice: either the displaced people should sacrifice their land for the benefit of farmers and agriculturists, or urban residents should sacrifice their comfort to maintain traditional tribal lifestyles.

But why must either side sacrifice anything?

The transaction looks like a sacrifice because it’s terribly onesided. The victims of displacement get only land- if the incompetent administration gives it to them in the first place- while the beneficiaries of the dam get water and benefit from increasing real estate prices.

Is there any way to ensure that the people who lose their land benefit to the same extent that the people who get the water do? Yes, there is- and it relies upon the concept I introduced in the previous post– financial options.

If the development- whether it’s building a dam, or building a township on agricultural land- does what it’s supposed to, land prices will rise significantly in the area that is being developed. If the development is a dam, the acquired land will not see a price rise, but the land that does get access to irrigation thanks to the dam will see a rise in value. For a real estate development, things are even more straightforward- the acquired land is developed, and sees a rise in value.

What if you compensate the people whose land you are acquiring with call options on the land which benefits? The option can have an exercise price equal to the current price- or perhaps with a modest premium- and it can be exercised on a date after the development is expected to be complete.

(Of course, I am not suggesting that compensation should be purely in options- just that options should form part of a compensation basket that also includes land and cash.)

As you’ll recall, a call option means the option holder can buy the asset at a fixed price (which we’re assuming is the current price). Let’s say that prior to the construction of the Narmada dam, Ahmedabad residential property is trading at Rs. 300 a square foot. Displaced people are given call options to buy say, five hundred square feet of Ahmedabad residential property at exactly this price: Rs. 300. After the construction of the dam, and diversion of water to Ahmedabad, residential property rises in value thanks to improved availability of water. It’s now worth 500 rupees a square foot. Multiply the difference- two hundred rupees a square foot with the number of options: five hundred square feet- and that’s one lakh rupees. (Of course, these figures were just to illustrate the concept.) And with some neat usage of financial derivatives, we’ve solved the problem of unequal gains.
There are some problems associated with this idea that I can think of off the top of my head. I’ll discuss how to solve these in another upcoming post.