God’s Final Message to All His Creation has absolutely nothing on this most excellent of apology signs.
Now, isn’t that so much cooler than just saying “Careful: Wet Floor”?
If only Indian Railways had Civilized Service Model Channels. Or any Civilized Service.
Perhaps it’s an aphrodisiac.
If I have to Buy Down Wear, shouldn’t I Down The Stairs?
Don’t even ask.
Why doesn’t he join Alcoholics Anonymous then?
A place full of Orientalism as well as Occidentalism; a spiritual paradise for enjoying yourself. Unless you’re Edward Said, of course. And he’s dead, so it’s all good.
nice stuff, madman.. hilarious
HIlarious….if u like china so much, better start working as a translator there’s tons of oppurtunity.
hahahahaha!
:D:D:D
I went to Israel and had a waiter at a restaurant tell a bewildered me and my group of friends “Change! Change!”,”You eat this and I change-change” whilst he meant, he would get more food for no extra money (the way it is with *sambhars* in Delhi restaurants).
But no-one, no-one can beat China.
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What the hell they want to do with English.